JGold's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Go Yaffa! The Music Video]

THANK YOU!!!!

Thank you so much!!! I absolutely hate that commercial. It is so unbearably terrible I get the urge to beat that woman with her fuckin stackable crap!!!

[JOSH BEDN EPOLAGISES!!1!]

That was pretty funny, but....

What in God's name did this Josh Bend do? I just want to know cuz you seem to hate him so much.

[SHINE GET 1!!!!11]

Bowser go shit!!!!

That was funny and I love the Yatta Song.

[Meditation - Sunset]

I like this. I honestly do.

It wasn't as good as Sunrise, though. Not as subtle and the boat was drawn kinda weird.

[MoxieClock Party Time!]

I rate this movie on quality but......

I am sick and tired of all of this pro-Clock Crew propaganda. I notice that all of their best movies make them look so damn awesome. The KKK, Nazis, and the Communists did that too........ but not with.... Flash........You know what I mean.

[I Like Chinese]

This movie's a piece of shit.

I am being so hard on you because: A: You are the make of "Change," one of the top 50 movies on NG. and B: My Chinese parody music video, Tai Mai Shu-Freestyle (http://www.newgrounds.com/por tal/view.php?id=48690) is way the fuck better than your's and has a lower score. And by the way, I thought "Change" sucked ass too.

["AlienSHit"]

Good for a quick laugh

Considering you made "From my Room," I would believe you'd make something as bizarre and cheaply humorous as this.

[MightyFruityPowerClocks]

Yay! That was cool.

Great parody of the Power Rangers. "Alfulp." Man, that was funny. Great Zord morph animation. The whole thing was great. My only problem is that the sound started lagging around where the crew met up with NefariousClock.

[Orlando the Mexican]

....not funny

Hey, man. Hey, man, check it out. I'm voting really bad on this shit movie. Check it out, man.

[Inside The Nintendo 64]

Get a fucking GameCube.

That was friggin boring. I don't really care what's inside an N64, all I care about is if it works and if it has good games, and that's only true about half of the time anyway. Also I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't know what the hell half the stuff you listed in the movie even means.