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Best Clock movie I ever did see!

It's nice to see another Donnie Darko fan. "Have you ever seen a wormhole?" Yes. Anyway..... neat concept. Very cool. I wanna see what will happen. I am in suspence. Look at me all suspended-like! And, by the way, only crappy Clock movies are blammed.

LOL

Ha ha. I saw this on G4TV. That is so cool.

You have found the secret

The secret to making a high scoring Super Smash Bros. Flash Movie is to always let Kirby win. Take it from me. I made Kirby lose and I got hate mail for months. Good Luck and make more!

Dude...

What the fuck was your assignment? Take a decent movie and butcher the hell out of it? Christ, I bet you failed this. Ha ha. Seriously though it was a good attempt at a parody and it was obviously more well made than many other things here.

Very nice.

The animation was very nice. Mixture of Color and Sketch is very arty. Elfman soundtrack very appropriate. I kind of expected the ending after reading your comment. Besides, what true internet animator would make a sappy christmas cartoon in November? One thing, though. You keep saying there is an underlaying message. What is it? Is it just Santa=Satan or is it a metaphor for the demon that is commercialism, which some would argue is the true spirit of christmas? Look. I'm an idiot. Explain to the idiot.

thegreatmoleman responds:

It's meant to represent the commercialism of christmas. The Santa/demon character is representitive of the big companies who take all your money in the holiday time.

It basically means 'everything is not always as it seems' but with a more specific meaning.

I Love Boomba!!!!

But am I the only one who doesn't get the whole newspaper thing? What did it say that was so embarrasing. I pausedand looked at it for like five minutes and I still can't understand why Boomba freaked when he read it. Oh well. Hilarious as always.

How ironic

you tried to make a better ending to Rou Bo, one of the best and most original stick fighting movies I've ever see, and the ending to your ending sucked. You see them shoot around a while in an acceptable copy of Ed Skudder's style, and then I saw blood for like a half of a second, the blue guy very briefly appeared across the screen for some reason and that was it. Skudder's version was better. Sorry. Next time, try a higher framerate and some much better music and more diverse sounds.

Drake9 responds:

Um I did not steal this if you compare this to his you will see there is a diff and I give Ed full credit true this ends quick but this was my first time doing anything I do need to find a new sounds those were very repetitive.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

It all works out, but If a girl means time and money, how do you get girl equals time multiplied by money?

Well done, my friend. Well done.

Haven't laughed like that at a flash movie in a long time. What was that guy saying at the end?

I've actually made movies and I know how hard it is, so don't get pissed if you don't like my review.

Jesse Gold @JGold

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