JGold's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Chase From The FBI]

great, but...

You got kinda lazy on the plot. Like he just happened to have nails with him. You should have had him pull them out of the crappy motel bed or something. And what's with the air force base being right next to the damn shithouse?! And the ending.... what? Did you just get totally lazy and cop out, or was it your full intension to have such a shitty ending? It was really really well made, but damn if you're gonna do it that good, do it right.

[saturday]

lolol that was awesome, dude!

I only wish you showed the fat kid taking all of that shit. Oh well, it still made my day.

[Newgrounds Survivor Rival]

Aren't we forgetting something?

How do you know Clock Survivor is copying you? You're ripping off Survivor and lots of characters that aren't yours either. And not well at that. All of your impressions suck and your animation is limited to drawings standing in different places in different backgrounds. I care less about this than I did about the real Survivor.

[Cube 2 : Hypercube]

I saw the first Cube movie

I can't believe the retard was the one who survived. So you guys are doin the wb design stuff for the sequel, eh? Good for you. I'm gonna definitely rent this movie.

[Wily Shorts #4]

Heh Funny

Your last name's Dickman. Imagine if Cutman met that robot. Heh Heh. Wait, don't imagine that. That's gross.

[Defective]

It seemed really great

except right about where that defective girl is introduced a symbol of her standing and blinking and a text box are used and they never dissapear. They are just there for the rest of the movie. This could not be intentional and I suggest you go back and fix it. Otherwise I really enjoyed the part of the movie I could see.

[I Am Resident Evil]

Excellent

"This is my boomstick." LoL. I have to see that movie again. This was great.

[Overprotective]

Not bad.

This is really your first Flash? Wow, I'm impressed. You certainly have a lot of talent (or free time). The drawings were great and the animation was nearly flawless. The sound was decent; I know how hard it can be to do your own voice acting. I recommend buying a sound editing program or at least downloading a demo of one so you can at least vary the voices more easily. The only thing that really bothered me was the plot and how it was presented. Kid assassins...... why.....? Also too much of the plot was left to the imagination because of the intro. Still, fantastic job for your first try and I can't wait until the sequel.

Sikes responds:

THIS is the type of review I'm looking for. Thank you for being so specific. The plot's a bit wishy-washy, but only so I could guarantee a fight scene. Voice programs are really being a bitch for me to find. I hope you'll review my next flash too, I could use more like you.

[Mitosis]

You left out a bunch of stuff.

Coincidentally, I am currently also doing Mitosis in Biology class. Your profile says that you are 21. You must be lying because why would a college class teach something as simple as cellular mitosis and leave out things that are taught to 15-year olds? Ignoring the other organelles and focusing only on the nucleus, you forgot to include the gentic material condencing prior to mitosis, the nucleolous dissapearing and reappearing, the centrioles pulling the cromatids by their centromeres to the equator of the cell by spindle fibers during Metaphase, the actual separating of the chromatids during Anaphase, Cytokinesis, and the relaxing of the chromosomes as prophase restarts. And as for that cloning thing, what the fuck was that? What the fuck was up with that gun? Jesus Christ!

Susil responds:

Absolutely excellent observations!!! You know you're right, I'm not 21 or whatever I am in fact currently 14 as of December 14, 2002. I know there are other things in Mitosis but I left them out because this was meant to be a small project that would not include tons of detail. Settle down, and thanks for your response.