JGold's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The BLAMinator]

When I tried Impossible, my computer crashed.

I liked the Doom engine and though it was a less than original idea, it was still enjoyable. Probably should of had more depth, however.

By the way, Kirkflip, why'd you decide to end the Bad Inventions series? Those were great. You know that just because you say it's over doesn't mean it has to be...

[Beat Tom Green (Fighting)]

Not too fun.

If you just mash the buttons you'll win every time.

[Boy Buffet!: MarioTest]

Beat it. Very challenging

A few things I'd change.There should of been a funny animation for what he does to the kids instead of just chucking them into the air. The controls are also a bit fast and I found myself skidding of the small ledges a bit too much. I think the boss would have been better as a devil instead of a giant turtle, but I understand that you were just trying to stick to the whole Mario formula and if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right? All in all, great game.


And, by the way, great diss on the guy before me.

cakemeat responds:

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

the like 3rd intelligent review i have gotten on this game. Your officaly now my friend!

And about the speed.. its not my fault. its because your computer is prolly too fast :) .. but yeah the boss sucks.. i didnt have much time to make a good one because i had to finish it so gary could make the real Boy Buffet.

And thanks for noticing my "diss" hehe i spent a long hard 30 seconds thinking it up

[Metal Slug S]

I love this game.

This is easily my most favoritest thingy on NG, and I've seen a lot of this site. The fact that it's sticks doesn't even bother me. It's so addictive; I've played through like ten times. I can blow up the tank without losing a life. Ironic, isn't it. I have no life. No life at all. Just this game. Help me. Guide me. I be crazy. Where you live!?!?!

I'm just kidding. Cool game and stuff.

[Monty Python Tribute]

You Silly Sod!!!

It's not much of a tribute as it is a gallery is it? You pretty much just slapped a whole bunch of pictures and sound bytes together, didn't you? After taking that much time to shoddily trace the cast of Python, you decided it was too much of a bother for you to put some effort into it and make a worthy tribute!

[bloody nose activities]

I really liked this

I genuinely laughed at the part where he chucked the jar of blood at the bank and when he jammed the screwdriver up his nose. Good job.

[Snake II]

It's a little fast...

...but if you stick with it, it's pretty fun. I got like a seventy-something.

[Hacky the Raccoon]

Kind of anticlimactic

All that intro, just to pound the bejesus out of a dead raccoon? What a waste.