JGold's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds SIM v 1.2]

Oh My God... it's 4 AM

I spent six fucking hours playing this???? No way! Well, it was addictive I guess. I finally beat it. I beat the crap out of it. My Newgrounds account in the SIM is way better than my real one. Hell, it's better than anyone's real account. Ultimately I found it to be unsatisfying. No way in Hell would I ever play it again....

[Powerfox V.3]

Why does everybody like this game?

I beat it without even trying. Crappy button-mashy. Oh yeah, and even if you're fighting him, putting Hitler in your movie or game is never appropriate.

[Wargames 1983]

Nice

Most of that score is for the concept. I've seen that movie before, I know it. Wasn't Mathew Broderick in it? Anyway the gameplay was boring and uneventful. Sorry, but that's what you get for presenting a twenty year old game style.

RobSuperSonic responds:

ok, thanks.
now go and watch some more stick animations , its "modern" isn't it ?
silly person...

[Clock Legends]

I didn't want to review until I beat it on easy

Very nice game. I know nothing of action scripting, so I really shouldn't criticize. However, Having one shot death always sucks. Also having to start from the beginning when you die also really sucks. I mean, that mutant peggey transformation was cool, but you can only see it so many times. Speaking of which, what is up with the peggies? Did I miss something. God, they look familliar.... It's been like years since I touched a Pokemon game, but those damn things look exactly like Swinub. Look it up if you don't believe me. I got 7 out of the 9.

[Smashing!!!]

FINALLY I HAVE WON!!!

After about four hours of play I have defeated all 50 levels. The password for level 50 is FULL-TIME. It was fun and challenging. The hardest level by far was SAVAGE. However it seemed by the end that you guys just stopped caring and just made levels to clear with no trick to them at all. Also, you should be able to change the ball's speed and direction in more ways than just hitting it with an edge. Anyway great game. Miniclip rules.

By the way for those of you who had trouble with level 48 (the one with the seahorse) it was just a glitch, but it's fixed now.

[soccer shoot out]

Who the hell is Jamy_hamy?

And if their soccer game is worse than this one, then they must be blind and retarded. I mean really, was this game supposed to be hard?

[Xiao Xiao 9]

Finally! Xiao Xiao 9!!!!

I'm so happy this has finally been made. I can't wait to see how spectacular Xiao Xiao X will have to be to top this. This game is way better than Xiao Xiao's two and four. The fighting was awesome even though there are a few bugs that I took to my advantage. Well not exactly bugs but the AI of the enemies is pretty simple to figure out. And those stick wielding sticks have a larger range than you do so they stop and attack just out of reach. That's really cheap. The cut scene was of the usually extraordinary caliber and the final boss was un believably hard. I could have swon I had him beat but then when the new health bar appeared I just gave up. Awesome game, Mr. Zhu.

[Gravity Ball 2]

I love these kind of games.

I beat the orb level but it wouldn't take me to the next or at least a screen saying "A winner is you!" or something. When I tried to control-click play my way to the next screen, it said "cheating is wrong." Booh.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Should be fixed now.

[The Simpsons Trivia v1.5]

I got an 89 on the full test.

Then I did it again and got 100! HARD CORE NUDITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mario World]

One of the best Mario games on NG

Took some gettin used too, but it was pretty fun. Beat it twice. Maximum amount of pitns: 7500. Like the idea of Mario with bullets. Had a couple problems, though. First, when you fall off you get sucked right back to the start. Get rid of that. That sucked. That sucked hard. That sucked donkey balls. Second, the bad guys were two easy to kill and there weren't enough of them. Your puzzles were pretty difficult, that was fine. I hope you make a second level. Good luck.